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Water or Wine?

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WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Moral: It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.

This is a public service mesage.
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LOL -- Lotta Shit out their. he he :)
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LOL - now you know why I won't let anyone drink from my canteen!

BTW - makes those OIC job's much more fun when your canteen is full of single malt scotch. It improves the COMS (i.e. talking shit).
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harshat wrote:LOL - now you know why I won't let anyone drink from my canteen!

BTW - makes those OIC job's much more fun when your canteen is full of single malt scotch. It improves the COMS (i.e. talking shit).
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As of last night, Barely's canteen has been replaced with a bottle of Glenlivet 18yr single malt scotch. BEF operations should get interesting starting tonight. 8)
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Hot damn. He got it did he. He'll be mofo'n the whole damn AHC soon....woot!
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Oh yes, I did get it. Saaweeeet! I don't think one can obtain the 18-year old Glenlivet Scotch in the US. The 12-year old is pretty much the standard sold here.

Unfortunately, I just got home (12:07 am Saturday) from officiating college volleyball and have to be back at it at 9:00 am Saturday morning so I am not going to get to try any of the new stash. :cry:

Cono's da man! Thanks again for the Glenlivet M8. And remember, don't drink the water!
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