WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit!
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Moral: It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.
This is a public service mesage.
Water or Wine?
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Water or Wine?
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harshat wrote:LOL - now you know why I won't let anyone drink from my canteen!
BTW - makes those OIC job's much more fun when your canteen is full of single malt scotch. It improves the COMS (i.e. talking shit).
As of last night, Barely's canteen has been replaced with a bottle of Glenlivet 18yr single malt scotch. BEF operations should get interesting starting tonight.
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Hot damn. He got it did he. He'll be mofo'n the whole damn AHC soon....woot!
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Apres Moi Le Deluge!
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AHC COS Retired
AHC CinC Staff, Retired
BEF CinC, Retired
RAF CO, Retired
Apres Moi Le Deluge!
After me, the flood!
"The DamBusters - not just a squad, a game imbalance"
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Oh yes, I did get it. Saaweeeet! I don't think one can obtain the 18-year old Glenlivet Scotch in the US. The 12-year old is pretty much the standard sold here.
Unfortunately, I just got home (12:07 am Saturday) from officiating college volleyball and have to be back at it at 9:00 am Saturday morning so I am not going to get to try any of the new stash.
Cono's da man! Thanks again for the Glenlivet M8. And remember, don't drink the water!
Unfortunately, I just got home (12:07 am Saturday) from officiating college volleyball and have to be back at it at 9:00 am Saturday morning so I am not going to get to try any of the new stash.
Cono's da man! Thanks again for the Glenlivet M8. And remember, don't drink the water!
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