Bubba and Cooter, graduated from UGA, were standing at the base of a flagpole in Midland looking up. A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "But we don't have a ladder."
The blond woman, graduate engineer from Ga. Tech., took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Cooter shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blond? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
Bubba and Cooter are currently supervising the reconstruction of New Orleans.
Blonde Joke
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Kizmet
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Kizmet
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Executive Officer
RAF 617 Squadron, The DamBusters
AHC COS Retired
AHC CinC Staff, Retired
BEF CinC, Retired
RAF CO, Retired
Apres Moi Le Deluge!
After me, the flood!
"The DamBusters - not just a squad, a game imbalance"
gators1 wrote:I think a battalion of Georgia rednecks can easily take a bunch of Vermont hippies with peace symbols on their uniforms.
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Re: Blonde Joke
Kizmet wrote:Bubba and Cooter, graduated from UGA, were standing at the base of a flagpole in Midland looking up. A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "But we don't have a ladder."
The blond woman, graduate engineer from Ga. Tech., took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Cooter shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blond? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
Bubba and Cooter are currently supervising the reconstruction of New Orleans.
ROFL
I bet that blonde was butt-ugly too.
Cono (a.k.a. Conobot)
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Specialist in airfield suppression and airfield defence
