ought oh i may get ion trouble here but wth?

hiiamben · Post by **hiiamben** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:56 am

black NASCAR drivers
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: (I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)

# 10 -Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt JR.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways

thor · Post by **thor** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:49 am

Charlie3 · Post by **Charlie3** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:00 pm

hiiamben wrote:
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

ok that shit was funneh

FuelPump · Post by **FuelPump** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:56 pm

thor · Post by **thor** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:05 am

What rank is that on your avatar charlie???

:lol:

noob

Kizmet · Post by **Kizmet** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:12 am

Yeah, were did you get that army stripe from.

Charlie3 · Post by **Charlie3** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:56 pm

Kizmet wrote:Yeah, were did you get that army stripe from.

i demoted mehself as punishment for excessive use of fairy dust

Kizmet · Post by **Kizmet** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:37 pm

Charlie3 wrote:
Kizmet wrote:Yeah, were did you get that army stripe from.

i demoted mehself as punishment for excessive use of fairy dust

Article 15 demotion in rank approved!

ought oh i may get ion trouble here but wth?

ought oh i may get ion trouble here but wth?

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