I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador
Retriever and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the
way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets
and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food
is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
; ; I have to mention here that practically everyone in the
line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy
behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I
was in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls
and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the
door.
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