i stole this from the off topic forum's from an email kietel

[hiiamben]

Thanks to the Clinton 's

Bill & Hillary:



Worse than you thought and worth remembering and this came from a Democrat

Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending
my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones,
Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita
Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really
planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him,
but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to
know is what the meaning of "it" is. It really is great to know that
certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the
other one does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie
"Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and
John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the
5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's
from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
convictions (so far) in the other " Clinton " scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of
our foreign policy, and fly ing al l over the world on "vacations"
carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't
need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving
group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your
globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have
logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other
administration.

Tom's Comment: I was told by a former Air Force steward, and son of a
neighbor, that once Bill Clinton left office, they got rid of the
porno movies on Air Force One and the girlie magazines at Camp David .
This kid has no reason to make that up.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons
of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have
them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while
Governor of Arkansas )

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that
Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the
housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House
for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I
also appreciate removing all of that excess weight ( China , silverware,
linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight
manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning
less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million
dollar advance for her "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million
advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel
to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a
bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned
him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993,
Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners".
However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands.
The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of
State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released.
Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying
an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center . This was
reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the
terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all
later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth? What a
guy!!

If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these
facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for
spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.

SINCERELY,


A US Citizen



PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing"
the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this
wonderful, factual e-mail.
AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State
Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and Staffing
Plan," which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL
receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be
nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?)

If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is
already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary
outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays
for that?

WE DO!

It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency,
they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New
York . Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for
life. Still makes sense.

Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at
around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built
within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.

The Clintons charg e the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for
the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their
mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the
Clinton 's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as
well as the salaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all
perfectly legal!

When she runs for President, will you vote for her?