A quandry

FuelPump · Post by **FuelPump** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:50 am

Subject: A quandry

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is
sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the
same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and
your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the
same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out
of this highly dangerous situation?

If you do not know, see answer below.

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!!!!!!!!!

Tzulscha · Post by **Tzulscha** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:03 pm

An Aussie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Sydney when this huge, burly American guy walks in. As he passes the Aussie, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor.The big, burly Yank says,"That's a karate chop from Korea." Well, the Aussie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer.
The burly Yank then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the Aussie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor."That's a judo chop from Japan", he says.
The Aussie decides he's had enough and leaves.A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly Yank bastard sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and smacks him on the head, knocking
him out.
The Aussie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up mate, tell him that was a fuckin' crowbar from Bunnings."

FuelPump · Post by **FuelPump** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:27 pm

Hee hee

Bunnings, for those that don't know, is a hardware store here.