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THE PHOTO ON THE NIGHT STAND

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:38 am
by Hughes
THE PHOTO ON THE NIGHT STAND



After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:13 am
by Sniper62
:iconoops: :chunksonyou: :iconwtf:

the other day on the radio they were talking about if some tranies could pass as good looking girls and alot of ppl called in and told thier stories about it....

one story consisted of a "it" that was married to its husband for twenty years and the only ppl that knew about it was her family and its husband didnt even know....how that could be true idk

:iconwtf:

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:03 am
by Kizmet
Gives "Fuck It" a whole new meaning. :chunksonyou:

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:43 pm
by FuelPump
Apparently the true story that the opera "Madame Butterfly" was based on was about a French spy who had a Chinese wife. They were married for like 20 years. It turns out that this guy can't have been much of a spy, for 2 reasons.

1) His wife was actually spying on him, and sending the intel to the Chinese.
2) His "wife" was actually a bloke. Had the undercarriage down and locked, and everything.

How the hell could you be married to a man for 20 years and not know it?????? Especially with the meat and potatoes still hanging there???? :shock: