Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:50 pm
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Funny
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 3:44 pm
I wonder what kind of Car he has. Some have something like - what is it Windstar. Some kind of montioring that can tell you when you need your oil changed. Any way very funny Main.
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:06 pm
ok i got one
so there this couple, they were high school sweethearts. after high school they ran off and got married and moved away...
well so many years later they came back and move right down the road from their high school. Well one day they decided to walk down to the school and see how mutch it changed.
Well the couple goes, holding hands and walks down the sidewalk to the school. They get there and start walking through the school, noticing the school hasnt changed that mutch from when they left. So they keep on walking and come to a room full of old desks. The man looks at acouple and finally finds the one he was looking for. She walks over and looks at the desk and sees "Bob loves Jill forever" (somthing like that) carved into the top of it. well they get done walking and decied to go home, so they leave the school walking down the side walk holding hands. When they almost get home and a money truck comes zooming by, and a bag of money falls out of the back and onto the road. Well Jill walks over there and picks it up and they go running home.
they finnaly get home and Jill puts all the money on the table and starts counting it. She gets done counting and it turns out to be 50,000 dollars! Bob walks in to the room and says "well you know honey, we are guna have to go and give that money back to the bank right?" she replies with "nooo, i dont think so. this is the time when 'finder keepers' come into play." so she runs it up to the adic and hides the money.
a few days later they hear a nock on the door, Jill goes to answer it and Bob is right behind her. its two FBI agents, that have been going door to door looking for this money. they ask "have either one of you two saw a bag of money fall off a bank truck a few days ago?" of course Jill answers with "nope havent saw a thing." then the man speaks up "Jill dont lie to these men, tell them where the money is." lol Jill speaks up quickly "ah Bob your getting senile in your old age." but the agents want to know more, so they come in and sit down. "Sir, go ahead and tell us what happened" the agent says. Bob replies with "well...yesterday me and my wife were walking home from school..." he gets interupted by one of the agents, the agent looks over at his partner and says "ha, ya we are out of here."
lol i thought it was funny
so there this couple, they were high school sweethearts. after high school they ran off and got married and moved away...
well so many years later they came back and move right down the road from their high school. Well one day they decided to walk down to the school and see how mutch it changed.
Well the couple goes, holding hands and walks down the sidewalk to the school. They get there and start walking through the school, noticing the school hasnt changed that mutch from when they left. So they keep on walking and come to a room full of old desks. The man looks at acouple and finally finds the one he was looking for. She walks over and looks at the desk and sees "Bob loves Jill forever" (somthing like that) carved into the top of it. well they get done walking and decied to go home, so they leave the school walking down the side walk holding hands. When they almost get home and a money truck comes zooming by, and a bag of money falls out of the back and onto the road. Well Jill walks over there and picks it up and they go running home.
they finnaly get home and Jill puts all the money on the table and starts counting it. She gets done counting and it turns out to be 50,000 dollars! Bob walks in to the room and says "well you know honey, we are guna have to go and give that money back to the bank right?" she replies with "nooo, i dont think so. this is the time when 'finder keepers' come into play." so she runs it up to the adic and hides the money.
a few days later they hear a nock on the door, Jill goes to answer it and Bob is right behind her. its two FBI agents, that have been going door to door looking for this money. they ask "have either one of you two saw a bag of money fall off a bank truck a few days ago?" of course Jill answers with "nope havent saw a thing." then the man speaks up "Jill dont lie to these men, tell them where the money is." lol Jill speaks up quickly "ah Bob your getting senile in your old age." but the agents want to know more, so they come in and sit down. "Sir, go ahead and tell us what happened" the agent says. Bob replies with "well...yesterday me and my wife were walking home from school..." he gets interupted by one of the agents, the agent looks over at his partner and says "ha, ya we are out of here."
lol i thought it was funny
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:06 pm
Welcome to Canada
A Pakistani arrives in Toronto all excited, he stops the first person he
meets & says "good day Mr. Canadian, thank you for letting me into your
lovely country". The man says "I,m not Canadian, I'm Chinese".
The Pakistani continues on his way & meets another passer-by & says ''good
day Mr. Canadian, thank you for letting me into your lovely country". The
man says, "I'm not Canadian, I'm Jamaican".
He continues on his way & meets another passer-by & says "good day Mr.
Canadian, thank you for letting me into your lovely country". The man says,
I'm not Canadian, can't you see I'm Filipino".
Continuing on, he meets another passer-by & says "good day Mr. Canadian,
thank you for letting me into your lovely country". The man says, "I'm not
Canadian, I'm Russian".
The Pakistani is quite frustrated & says to the Russian, "but where are all
the Canadians"?
The Russian looks at his watch & says, "probably at work".
A Pakistani arrives in Toronto all excited, he stops the first person he
meets & says "good day Mr. Canadian, thank you for letting me into your
lovely country". The man says "I,m not Canadian, I'm Chinese".
The Pakistani continues on his way & meets another passer-by & says ''good
day Mr. Canadian, thank you for letting me into your lovely country". The
man says, "I'm not Canadian, I'm Jamaican".
He continues on his way & meets another passer-by & says "good day Mr.
Canadian, thank you for letting me into your lovely country". The man says,
I'm not Canadian, can't you see I'm Filipino".
Continuing on, he meets another passer-by & says "good day Mr. Canadian,
thank you for letting me into your lovely country". The man says, "I'm not
Canadian, I'm Russian".
The Pakistani is quite frustrated & says to the Russian, "but where are all
the Canadians"?
The Russian looks at his watch & says, "probably at work".
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:09 pm
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:38 pm
Great one Mevan!
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:19 am
True
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:43 am
Well let me just say that its unique.