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[Sniper62]

bump this beoch cuz it was moved

[Guest]

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[Sniper62]

AAR will be up as soon as reddog wakes up and checks his email and posts it

[Reddog]

Atlanta AAR 06-18,19-05.

Had a blast guys, we will definitely have to do this op again

Friday 1730- I secure Redpup3 from her Castle to take her
to the mini-con HQ (Dog's Cave), to help ensure location is prepared for our
esteemed guests arrivals. I noticed something strange right off the bat,
that Pup is bringing a large bag stuffed with clothes, hair prep equipment,
etc. and which at any other time at her dad's place I'm lucky if she brings
anything other than her Sims CD's. I shake it off and we get the place in
some form of readiness.

Saturday 0735-The hotline rings and it's Buckmaw
instructing me to get my ass out of bed he will be arriving shortly. 0800
buckmaw arrives, and we unpack the weapons and ammo for use later in the
afternoon at gun-range. Buck informs me that he has reconned a 10 square
mile radius of the HQ for suitable locations to conduct a raid for ammo and
such, and as soon as he has been refreshed (hot shower and massage) that
myself, and him will depart the HQ. I phone for the general's masseuse.
0920- The general is ready, I summon for his limo and
insure Pup is at Communication center monitoring intel on the arrival of
Sniper62, last intel from snipet was email of his departure at 0630 Sat.
A.M.eta 1330

Saturday 0935- Buck and me execute our first raid, which
was a failure, Buck was perplexed that his intel on these raids could be
inaccurate, how could these types of depots not have any stock of weapons
and ammo. We move on to the next spot and no luck again, this depot had a
huge placard stating it's location, but just damn if the general or myself
could locate it, it just simply vanished. We try the 3rd spot and before
even deploying we determine that this depot is the same friggen type of
depot as the first, and the raid is cancelled, just damn, Buck goes WTF...

Saturday 1015- we have journeyed to the far edges of the
reconned area and deploy for raid #4. We enter depot and Eureka there is
weapons and ammo, but after the general interrogates the depot staff, it is
determined that what we require is not here, a depot staff member
smartmouths the general and we open fire on all the bastages removing any
possibility that they can be a friggen smartass
again...1030-we spot the next depot and attack and
our luck is the same as last depot, not what we are looking for. Buck uses a
alternate interrogation method with the captured staff and gets intel on a
depot approx 20 clicks to the east that has what we require, this depot is
rumored to have steel bars on it's perimeter and only 1 entrance through a
secured heavy metal front door that requires a password for entrance and
only 2 staff members at any given time. I meanwhile am interrogating another
prisoner and am able to get intel on a more suitable location for our
weapons exercise that afternoon. The prisoners are secured in a closet and
the general and me depart before being discovered.
1103- We have armored depot in site, we hold short
and size up situation when all of a sudden Buck hollers the dudes are just
coming back from lunch and are opening the front door, we haul ass and run
up and around the poor saps, disarm them and take the depot without a shot
being fired. Upon entering the depot Buck proudly claims that this is more
like it. The depot has everything the general wanted and more, we secure the
necessary items and depart for HQ

Saturday 1330-1415- Sniper and his driver arrive.
Formalities are dispensed with and Snipet's weapons, luggage and hardware
are stored. We prepare for departing to the gun-range. I notice at this time
pup and snipet are doing what seems to be some form of invisible latching of
there self’s. What I mean is if snipet moved over say from one part of the
room to another, pup would emulate his movement and discreetly be in same
area quick. If pup would say leave that room and say go to another room
sniper would discreetly follow. I smirk, shrug and move on..

Saturday 1600-We arrive at the gun-range and Buck surveys
the area, he quickly surmises that we have a problem. This range has no
means provided to secure targets, Buck calls for a quick sweep of perimeter
to secure any wood stick like objects to secure our dang targets. I find a
wood pole probably previously used as a mop. After a lengthy examination of
the pole it is determined that the metal end of the pole would be unsuitable
for use at a gun-range. Buck returns to the firing range area, and secures
the needed instruments for hanging our targets from the neighboring pistol
range without incident. 1630- Buck secures the area
for our exercise and we begin unloading hot lead into the targets and the
red clay dunes all around the target. I reconfirm that the invisible
latching of sniper and pup is still continuing at the gun-range
1800 Exercise ends and we depart back for HQ, but
unfortunately snipet's driver was called away, him and pup were forced to
ride in the rear of the truck that Buck and I were in. I notice while riding
back to HQ that the way sniper talks on TS (short unrecognizable snippets of
dialogue) is the same way that pup is talking, with some pretty friggin
weird words like FORIZLE or some crap, and they kept referring to themselves
in the 1st person saying "I have skills", I assume this is related to the
heat at the gun-range and the adrenaline from firing friggen big
rifles...and move on.

Saturday 1915- Alcohol beverages are secured for the
adults at HQ for the weekend festivities. 1940-
return to HQ and unload weapons, secure vehicles and deploy K-9 unit to
compound area for perimeter control. 1950- Dinner
orders are placed and processed at the local Australian run eatery.
2100– We gather in the simulation room for a test run
of the simulation software to insure that the hardware is configured
optimally. Buck calls for a deception mission on the voice communication
software to determine if 617’s squad channel can be penetrated and if an
imposter can successfully masquerade as a ranking officer of the BEF AHC.
Buck issues orders for pup to log on as himself and that he will log in as
pup to conduct this test. The deception went smoothly with several
squaddie’s questioning the authentication of buck and pup’s persona swap.
Sniper and myself were used as bait, to help insure the test went well. A
plausible alibi was used to help in the deception, a wild mule while at the
gun-range, had been spooked by all the noise and kicked buck in the nuts
causing a fluctuation in his voice. Brig. General Hiiamben who was on the
channel at the time was insisting constantly that something was amiss and
that he did not believe the mule incident. 2115-
Trouble arises after discoveries were made that the new prototype simulation
software was not installed/configured on all stations correctly as had been
requested, the technical staff was summoned and thoroughly beat around the
ears by buck for this unacceptable slip. 2130- Cono
calls on secure line to inform of his arrival on Sunday at approx 1400 his
location at time of call was untraceable. 2145- Buck
does not find his quarters to be acceptable and secures more suitable
accommodations. I notice at this time that pup and sniper seem quite, like
maybe tired. We are all at stations correcting the errors uncovered earlier,
but the tone seems like, well that there is something going on, and it
doesn’t involve me. 2215- Software loads and
configuration changes are going well, but I still sense a, say, a something
is going on here. 2230- Time to check the K-9 units
deployed in the compound. I grab a fresh beverage and the smokes and tell
pup and sniper that I’ll be outside, if needed. Well it seemed like a strong
silent wind was pushing me out of the sim room and if the room had a door it
would’ve friggen slammed behind me. By now my little voice in my head was
screaming WTF is going on. 2231- I step outside and
survey the compound with the IR scope, check on dogs, crack open brew and
light smoke. 2232- I still can’t get over my little
voice and glance over toward sim room from outside and notice that I can see
light coming from the room through the blinds. Hmmmm.
2233- I’m thinking I might need to go do a little SAS
recon thingy on sniper and pup in sim room to see if I can get to the bottom
of this. 2234- I’m in position now.
2235- at window looking in, snipet on my right and
pup on left at sim stations, there talking, cool , I wait and then WAM, I’m
still not sure but the next thing I know they are LIP locked, They are
making out right there...OMFG... all over eachother... if he would of moved
his hands anywhere i was gunan bust through that window... so I retreat,
gather my thoughts, think how I will end snipets life and what items will be
necessary to accomplish it. I extinguish smoke take deep breath and reenter
HQ. I go back in Sim room and of course they have relocated to opposite ends
of sim stations…LMAO… I remember the “I have skills” from earlier today.
2237- I reenter room where my two little lovebirds
are and hang out for a few. 2238- I casually ask pup
how snipets kiss was and you could of heard a pin drop...
2300 All stations configured and testing for Sunday’s activities, snipet
thinks it’s over, no big deal. 2330- Perform test on
stations and prepare to call it a night. 0030 Pup is
down in her bunk. My little baby, who it seems I just cut her umbilical cord
yesterday, is safe and sound. 0031 TIME FOR SNIPET, hell
yeah, I retrieve 16” diving knife and heavy rope from storage area and set
of heavy gloves, and return to sim room where the perp sits seemingly busy
with the game. 0040- I have now secured snipet with
the rope around snipets little fragile throat, I note how his forehead grows
red and a I crack a small smile. I firmly believe I have snipets attention
now. 0042- With snipets undivided attention we go
over the events earlier while surveying my 16” diving knife. Snipet comments
“dude that looks sharp”, I shave the hair off my forearm with it and reply
that it is. I give sniper 2 choices and which choice I would make. He
thinks, takes a small cough and large gulp thru the rope and agrees he
should probably go with my recommendation. I feel satisfied with his choice
feel his remorse and handcuff him to sofa and tell him to sleep it off.

Sunday 0830- We depart HQ to drop pup back at castle.
Buck, snipet and me head south to retrieve kizmet from an engagement he was
attending. 1200- Kizmet is secure and we return to HQ
in Atlanta. 1345- Receive coms from Cono that he is
inbound to HQ. 1430– Cisco switch installed on
network. 5-station test performed.
1500-All personnel are released from active duty and
party starts. 1800- Steaks, baked taters and such are
served. 1845-Hmm this author has trouble beyond this
point with events that actually took place, this blur seem to continue till
0730- Monday

End of AAR

Reddog

This article is based on a true story. Actual events and names have
been changed to protect the innocent

[bwarmo]

lmao

firstly, the 1st pic, why does it look like kiz is holding the gun to reddogs head? and is snippit old enough to hold that thing???!?!?!

2nd, snippit must be somewhat smoother than he looks, if he managed to get in around redpup in that short length of time (and managed to avoid a castration in the process)

3rd, 16" knife? if you used that thing diving 1 leg would sink

heh sounds like you had a laugh

[Scharbag]

Wow

Snot Bubbles.

Way to go sniper... ALWAYS CLOSE THE BLINDS!!!!

foool

Bag

[Bundyrum]

I have tears rolling down my face, Lucky you didnt have a son RED!

[Charlie3]

2235- at window looking in, snipet on my right and
pup on left at sim stations, there talking, cool , I wait and then WAM, I’m
still not sure but the next thing I know they are LIP locked, They are
making out right there...OMFG... all over eachother... if he would of moved
his hands anywhere i was gunan bust through that window... so I retreat,
gather my thoughts, think how I will end snipets life and what items will be
necessary to accomplish it. I extinguish smoke take deep breath and reenter
HQ. I go back in Sim room and of course they have relocated to opposite ends
of sim stations…LMAO… I remember the “I have skills” from earlier today.

That is some funny ass shit dog!

Does your daughter really use dip? I saw the can indentation in the pics.

Sounds like a blast and I wish I was able to come. Maybe next time!

[Sniper62]

2nd, snippit must be somewhat smoother than he looks, if he managed to get in around redpup in that short length of time (and managed to avoid a castration in the process)

oh well FU too ho

u think i got a kiss from one day of talking to her? dammm do u do that?! tell me how, cuz i sure didnt

Wow

Snot Bubbles.

Way to go sniper... ALWAYS CLOSE THE BLINDS!!!!

foool

well the funny thing is THEY WERE DOWN but there was like 1 or 2 slits that are broke or somthin and were bent up...see what im thinking is reddog set this up to be like this so he could use his SAS skills


no charlie she doesnt use dip, its a nasty habbit. aint that right mako!
now that i think about it, it was a can of "mints" but the sower kind....LOL

[barely8]

Snipets epitath - Here lies Snipet. He caused people to reconsider hastily formed opinions.

Or, Snipet's "skills" were tried with the Pup, but a Dog with a 16"knife fucked him up.

This was the best read I had in a long time. Nice AAR.

[bwarmo]

lol

here's a better question sniper - would reddog openly murder you if he caught you trying to LTP with redpup?

btw admitting more than 1 day effort = not impressed anymore

hehe

[Sniper62]

btw admitting more than 1 day effort = not impressed anymore

ohhhh im sorry armo shes not a slut, could care less if u are or are not impressed :finga:

[buckmaw]

Great AAR.. Pretty much sums things up...

Thanks to Reddog and Redpup for being such great host.

It was great meeting all of you. I had a great time.

Did not get home till late on monday, had to stop and take a nap.. and I had a bad headache the whole day.

Next time I will bring a gas mask.. had this hankering for twinkies and ho-ho's all night...

[hiiamben]

Lmao Snipet sounds like your'e lucky to be alive! And buick what wa the matter was the air freshened wiht a bit of a skunk smell? Man sounds like it was 1 hell ofm a fun wekend!!

[Sniper62]

a pic that reddog took during the parteh