A Lesson in Political Science

Tzulscha · Post by **Tzulscha** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:27 pm

A LESSON IN POLITICAL SCIENCE

SOCIALISM - You have two cows. The government takes one to give to someone else.

COMMUNISM - You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk.

FASCISM - You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.

NAZISM - You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY - You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one and pours the milk down the drain.

CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

ANARCHY - steal neighbour's bull, shoot the government.

Main4ce · Post by **Main4ce** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:29 am

Well that puts it in a nut shell!

Apart from :CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

....you forgot to add that the government then taxes you for a 3rd of the sale price and then also for the new pull you bought. :lol:

FuelPump · Post by **FuelPump** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:35 am

But it doesn't matter in the long run, because the bank owns the Bull anyway.